Clientcopia – Stupid Client Quotes

Wunderbar – Unglaubliche Gespräche zwischen uns (den Guten) und den Kunden, Chefs, whatever (hier: die Bösen)

Clientcopia—Coping with stupid clients

Ein paar Kostproben:

“Can I print an animation?”

“can you do it like in the Matrix…you know with numbers, zeros and ones, and glowing light, like in the Matrix, you know”

“BEN. OH MY GOD. i LOVE the website you designed for us! it’s AB-SOLUTE-LY brilliant and it looks FAAAABULOUS!.. but can i suggest a minor change? you think we could change the colors of the graphics? maybe make them more lighter? and maybe put the logo on the left side instead of the right? and the color of the text is perfect but we need it to be a little bit darker. is that easy to do?” ” … ”

“Client: Instead of having an out of date PDF linked from that page, can we just make a PDF that says ‘COMING SOON’? Otherwise we’d have to remove the link and get you to put it back in later.”

Random website visitor – You should make your logo animated with flames and shit.